“WHO WANTS TO BE ERIC AND DYLAN?”

 

***In this game you will answer a number of questions that will put you in the shoes of either Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold. If you answer each question correctly you’ll be that much closer to being FULLY PREPARED on April 20th –Judgment Day—The day Eric and Dylan craved—April 20th, 1999. Every correct answer, leads you to earn a weapon for you to use on April 20th 1999. However if you answer incorrectly, you arrive on Judgment Day—unprepared and you either die by suicide or by the police on April 20th, or end up serving life in prison because your April 20th plans got all fucked up! lol! Check your answers on the “Answer to the Quizzes” section. Ready to play? Let’s go!***

 

 

A WEEK BEFORE APRIL 20TH, 1999:

 

 

PRIZE FOR CORRECTLY ANSWERING QUESTION 1: Hi-Point Model 995 Carbine Rifle (You must get this question right to get the gun)

 

1.      Q: You are Eric, you sitting in the cafeteria with your best friend, Dylan and with Chris and Nate. There are some girls from the cheerleading team who are sitting at a table across you. They are laughing at you and making fun of you because you’re wearing your long black trench coat and black sunshades. You:

 

 

A.     Get up and quickly walk out the cafeteria and go into the bathroom or your car and start crying.

 

 

B.     Start cursing at them and tell them to fuck off cause they’re the most dumbest sons of bitches in the school.

 

C.     Put a mental reminder to shoot and kill those dumb ass girls in your mind on April 20th and if possible, knife and gut them until they die like the fucking zombies they are.

 

PRIZE FOR CORRECTLY ANSWERING QUESTION 2: Sawed-off pump-action Savage Springfield 67H shotgun. (You must get question 2 right to get the gun)

 

 

 

 

2.      Q: You are Dylan, and you are sitting in the library directly across from the girl that you are in love with. You sent her your love letter days ago, but you wonder in your mind whether she has received it or not. You:

 

 

A.  Go over to her and boldly talk to her and  

     ask her if she has received the letter and

     hope she has and that she will love you   

     the way you love her.

 

 

        B.    You write her another note asking if she

                has received the first note and hope that

                she will respond back.

 

 

        C. You kick yourself in private for thinking

             that anyone would ever like such a poor

             S.O.B. like yourself—Dylan or VoDKa as

             you’re sometimes called.

 

         

 

 

 

3.      Q: You’re Eric and Brooks Brown’s mother is threatening that if you don’t leave her son alone, she’s going to report you and your violent website to the police. You:

 

 

A.     Make a plan to kill Brook’s mother

Because she’s such a bitch and she’s getting on your fucking nerves.

 

 

B.     Go and talk to her and let her know

You really aren’t all that bad at all.

 

C.     You talk bad shit about her on your

Website and could give a shit whether she tells the police or not. No one is gonna stop you from doing Judgment on April 20th.

 

 

 

 

               4.      Q: You’re Dylan and a teacher just told

                   You that your paper lacks

                   creativeness and that she’s going to

                   have to give you a “D” on it. You:

 

 

A.      Tell her you will try to do better next

Time and hope she’ll let you redo the paper.

 

 

B.      You curse and yell at the teacher and

Tell her that she just doesn’t understand your intelligent mind.

 

 

C.      You put a mental note in your mind

To kill that bitch on April 20th, fucking bitch is gonna pay like never before!

 

 

If you answered all four questions right,

Then:

 

 

 CONGRATS! You ARE FULLY PREPARED AND HAVE MADE IT TO JUDGMENT DAY! GO GET EM’ KILLER! LOL!

 

 

 

 

If you passed two of the four questions correctly, then:

 

 

 you are only HALF prepared---GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ON JUDGMENT DAY! LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

However if you failed, ALL FOUR QUESTIONS, then:

 

 

 you are FUCKED on Judgment Day!

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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