BELOW THE "LOVES AND HATES" OF ERIC HARRIS AND BELOW THE "JO MAMMA" JOKES ARE PHOTOS MADE BY ERIC HARRIS FANS ABOUT AND FOR ERIC HARRIS (ONE PHOTO INCLUDES BOTH ERIC AND DYLAN.

 

 

 

 

BELOW ERIC HARRIS STATES WHAT HE HATES AND LOVES ABOUT LIFE AND PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS:

 

Hellloooooo  everyone. These are the words of wisdom from REB.

This page explains the various things in the world that annoy the SHIT outa me. God i just LOVE freedom of speech. Keep in mind that these are just my point of views, and may or may not reflect on anyone else. I do swear a lot on this page. so fuck off if your a pussy who cant handle a little god damn bad language. heeeheee. And now to get started:
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When im walking around in a mall and there is this SLOW AS SHIT person walking in front of me!! damnit im trying to get somewhere! So move it or loose it BITCHES!
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When there is a group of assholes standing in the middle of a hallway or walkway, and they are just STANDING there and talking and blocking my fucking way!! Get the fuck outa the way or ill bring a friggin sawed-off shotgun to your house and blow your snotty ass head off! YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When people dont watch where THEY ARE FUCKING GOING! Then they plow into me and say "oops, sorry." or "watch it!" NNNYAAAA!!! Next time that happens i will rip out 2 of your damn ribs and shove em into your fuckin eye balls!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---When some rich ass stuck up piece of shit white trash person gets in a car wreck with their brand new car! YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---When some stupid ass kid blows his fucking hand off because he couldnt figure out that a lit fuse means that the firecracker is going to go off soon!! HAHAHA!DUMBASS!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---OOOOOOOOJAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WORTHLESS TRIAL!!Who in their right feeeeearrrRIGIN mind would care about that trial??!? its not any different from any other murder trial! Tell those fucking reporters to get a life! And what the fuck do we have to gain by watching that stupid trial anyway? Its not news! its a trial! not news!trail!trialX=Xnews!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!?

---Jon binay however the fuck you spell her spoiled ass name Ramsee!!! We dont care! Good fucking riddens!! What the fuck do you expect if you fucking put your kid in all these beauty pagents when shes 4 years old!! SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!! I bet her damn dad did it. Fuckin perrrv.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!?

---STUPID PEOPLE!! Why must so many people be so stupid!?


YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---Making fun of stupid people doing stupid things! Like one time when i was watching this freshman try to get on a computer that needed a password....he typed in the password........and waited. The retard didnt press enter or anything. He just waited. Then he started cussing at the computer saying it was screwed up. Then the freshman went and got a teacher and the fucking teacher could not figure out why it wasnt going anywhere!!! JESUS!! Personally i think they should be shot.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---Natural SELECTION!!!!! damn its the best thing that ever happened to the Earth. Getting rid of all the stupid and weak organisms........but its all natural! YES!I wish the government would just take off every warning label. So then all the dumbasses would either severely hurt themselves or DIE! And boom, no more dumbasses. heh.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---ASSHOLES THAT CUT!!!! Why the fuck cant you wait like every other human on earth does. if you cut, you are the following: Stuck up, self centered, selfish, lazy, impatient, rude, and......damn i ran out. anyway. Every fucking line i get into i end up having to wait a fucking hour when there WAS only me and 1 other person in the line! Then the queer sucking asshole lets all his/her so called friends cut in behind em! If that happens 1 more time i will have to start referring to the Anarchists cookbook (bomb section).

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE!!?

---LIARS!!! OH GAWWWWWWD I HATE LIARS. And living in this fucking neighborhood there is thousands of them!! Why the fuck must people lie so damn much! Especially about stupid things! Like "Yeah, I just bought 5 cases of M-80's in Oklahoma for about $5. And they are legal there and everything. Yeah my parents buy most of my guns, every once in a while ill use my 4,000 dollar paycheck and buy a shotgun or 2. And my brand new hummer just broke down on the highway when i was going 250mph. Stupid cars." like that, now, what fucking part if any would a normal human being believe? And thats just one person!! Another BIG example is Brooks Brown. Now, according to him, he has a 215 IQ, 5 other homes (2 in alaska, and 3 in Florida), 95mph fast ball(he is only 16), runs a mile in about 5 minutes, has an uncle thats the former head of all the armed forces and has access to.....Theee Button..., his other uncle is a multi-millionare that lives in downtown detroit, and his neighbors are the chick that sang "r.e.s.p.e.c.t." and the lead singer of Aerosmith. And that same uncle owns 30% of the stock of that tylenol company. And his grandparents give..GIVE...him about 1000 dollars for each month, and his other Grandpa can blow up every house in America because all the houses have C-4 in the foundations. Again, according to Brook Brown. OK, when people lie like that, its not impressive, no one believes it, it sounds just plain stupid, and its a fuckin waste of my time.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---R rated movies on CABLE! My DOG can do a better damn editing job than those dumbshits!! For the sake of all television they can at least try to make it sound like actual words the person would say! If you have ever seen Aliens or Predator you’ll know what im talking about.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Windows Keys!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---WAREZ!! Why pay when its free? YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who think they can forecast the weather!! Then they think that everyone else will think that they are cool just because you said that we were gonna have a 4 foot blizzard starting today! like just the other day, this punk i know was saying.."Yeah tomorrow we are gonna get like, 2 feet of snow in just a few hours. They were saying its gonna be the biggest snow in ten years. Yeah itll be about -60 outside too." And that day we get an inch of snow and its 26 out. I feel like getting a baseball bat, breaking it over his head, and then STABBING him with the broken end!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!?

---Country music!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---Zippo lighters!!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who say that wrestling is real! now, im talking about the matches like hulk hogan or undertaker. If you think that these matches arent fakes and that these guys are REALLY punching and breaking arms, then please email me. I would love to know where you live so i can BOMB your fucking house and ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR ARMS!



YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---YOUNG SMOKERS!they think they are so damn cool with their big bad cigarettes and their "sooo cool" attitude. I cant wait until they are about 25 and have they have to breathe through their fucking necks and talk with a computer hooked up to their X-vocal cords.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---PAYING FOR MY CAR INSURANCE!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---Freedom of the press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who are against the death penalty!!! i think the courts should fuckin fry convicts even if all they did was unarmed robbery!

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!!?

---SCHOOL!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---SCHOOLWORK!

YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE!?

---COMMERCIALS!! OH GAWWD I HATE COMMERCIALS!!! The only ones i MIGHT like are previews and some car commercials. But jesus christ, all those Lotion, PERFUME, Makeup, JCPENNYS, Jostins, food, coffee, or advertisement commercials! Please! Destroy them all! never record another! They suck! They are only funny the first time! Think up other stuff! They suck! They are stupid! We get sick of them VERY FAST! VERY! VERY FAST!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who dont believe in personal hygiene. For the love of god, and for the sake of god, CLEAN UP! Fucking people with 2 inch fingernails and a whole fucking pot full of dirt under them and raggy ass hair or shirts stained to hell. Or people that just plain stink, and they dont do anything about it. Now, im not making fun of anyone if they cant help it, or afford it or anything like that, thats not their fault, but if your some kid drivin a ford explorer and have yellow teeth, then thats just plain unhuman.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who use the same word over and over plain! Like, "actually", or "fuck you", or "bitch". Read a fuckin book or two, increase your vo-cab-u-lary ya fucking idiots.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---People who try to impress me by TRYING to brag about the militaries weapons! Now, to some of you this might seem, weird, but its happened. Like this, "dude, they just came out with this new chemical that can destroy denver only by using a cubic inch of it. The military is keeping it all locked up because if it gets to close to water it explode, and the force would create a cresent earth, maaan." Yeah, right, bullshit, or like this, "Dude, the air force has tracked santa clause for like, 10 years now, and he is a real man. its all a cover up." or "The air force just made a plane that can bend light man, its completely invisible." now, this is just some of the shit i've heard. it makes me SICK. And they arent even in the fucking military nore do they know anyone that is!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!?

---People who THINK they are martial arts experts! They are all cocky and thinkin that they are all big and bad, saying bullshit like, "yeah if you snap your fingers right here the sound waves will melt the brain and youll die rom your own brain poring out your ears." or "if you flick someone right here their arteries will burst and they will drown in their own blood." fuckin hate it when they keep saying "your own", like it would be someone elses!?!? then when these shitheads get in real fights the get their fuckin asses wooped all over the place by some little girl.



YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---STARWARS FANS!!! GET A FRIKIN LIFE YOU BORING DICKHEADS!

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!

---RACISM!! Anyone who belives that blacks, asians, mexicans, or people from any other country or race besides white-american....people who think that should be drug out into the street, have their arms ripped off, be burnt suht at the stumps, then have every person of the race that YOU hate come out and beat the shit out of you. and if you are female, then you should be raped by a male from the race you hate and be forced to raise the child! You people are the scum of society and arent worth a damn piece of worm shit. You all are trash. And dont let me catch you making fun of someone just because they are a different color because i will come in and break your fucking legs with a plastic spoon. i dont care how long it takes! and thats both legs mind you.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!?

---THOSE FUCKING ADVERTISING OR CHARITY CALLS! People saying "Hi, im not selling anything but". good, now shut the fuck up and go get a real job!"well! you are so rude!" damn strait bitch and if you dont get off my line ill come down to your building and shove that phone list up your ass and take the phone and shove it up your bosses ass! "click" heeeheeee, i love that.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?

---When people mispronounce words!and they dont even know it to, like often, or acrosT, or eXspreso, pacific (specific), or 2 pAck, learn to speak correctly you morons.

Thats all for now folks, hope you enjoyed! If i think up any more things, ill put em on here!And sorry if i offended you, but, if i did, that means that you are one of the people that i mentioned that i hate, so i guess im not sorry, you asshole.


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 Insults and "Jo Mamma" jokes from Eric and Dylan and some--other guy, who I have no idea who he is. Anyway here are the "jokes" below:

 

JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or any other bad thing in need of seeing..... JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the humans society a lot..... JJJEAAAAA


JO mamma is so creative that she has made her own decorations MANY times... and has even sold them! JJJJEAAAA!!!


JO mamma has so many phones in her house that she can answer a phone in ANY room... cause theres a phone in every room..... cause theres so many... JJJEEAAA!


JO mamma has seen so many rainy days that she can tell what KIND of rain is raining during a storm.... cause she's seen so many rain storms.... JJJEEAAAAAA


JO mamma can dial phone numbers so fast that people want her to call ticket master for them........ cause she dials their number fast.....so she gets tickets.... JJJJEEAAA!!!


Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she make a pretty good one herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma likes to take walks so much she takes one every day! sometimes twice a day! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!


Jo mamma is so ambidextrious that she can even throw with both hands! JEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma so fat she doesnt even look at the nutrition value tables on the food boxes she eats.....she just buys them and eats them.....cause shes fat...JJJEEYAAAAAA!!!!


JO mamma is so well behaved at dinner parties that no one ever has to tell her to behave! JEEEYAAAA!!


Jo mamma has so many bag clips that her neighbors ask to use some ocasionaly! JEEEYAAAA!!!


Jo mamma's health care plan is so great that she can afford to get sick and hurt and stuff! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!!


Jo mamma is so good at counting in seconds that she doesnt need a watch to time things! except long things....JJJEEEYAAAA


Jo mamma got smacked so hard by the water when she dove off the diving board that even her mom felt it....cause she got hit hard....and her mom is psychicaly tuned into her.....cause she is her mom.....so she felt it to.....JJJEEEYAAAA!!!!


Jo mamma so stupid she thought Saturday was Sunday....until she looked at the paper and saw the date....but for that particular time she wasnt smart at all! JEEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma can smell so good...she knows when people are having barbeques or cook outs! JJJEEEYAAA!!


Jo mamma has so much printer paper, that she can print out large documents any time! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma watches movies so much, she gets excited when she finds out that sequels are coming soon! JJJEEYAAAA!!!


Jo mamma enjoys sandwhiches so much, she can make her own! JJJEEEYAAAA!!!


Jo mamma has so many extension cords that she has the availibility to run various appliances where ever she wants in a room! JJJEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!


Jo mamma is so stressed out that she needs to relax in a hot tub atleast once a week! JJEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!


Jo mamma has so many bank deposit slips that she never needs to use the ones at the actual bank! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!!!


Jo mamma's new haircut is so good that people say "Goodness, thats a fine looking haircut!" JJEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma has so many decks of cards that you can play any time at all, cause theres always one there...waiting to be played....anywhere in the house...!! JJEEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!


Jo mamma hears so good, that she can tell when someone is talking far away!! JEEEYAAAA!!!


Jo mamma uses Vidal Sasson so often, that she has really good hair...its not damaged...or dry....or oily!! JEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma wheres combat boots! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!

JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is going to say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise they couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma is so cold she thought she was in a freezer! JJEEEEYAAAAA!!!

Jo mamma's fingers are so short, when she puts on a glove, the fingers are too long! JEEEYAAAA!!!

JO mamma likes so many kinds of candy that when she goes to the grocery store, she wants to buy candy, but she doesnt know which kind to buy...... JJJJJEEJA!!!!!!!!!

Well JO mamma has so many frequent flier miles that she could take a trip!!!!!!!!!..... with them..... JJJJJEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

JO mamma likes to read so much that she has a frequent user discount at the library! JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!

Jo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people! JJJEYAAAAA!!!!!

Jo mamma so slow, when shes drivin, people honk at her, cause she's goin slower than the rest of traffic! JEEEYAAAAA!!!

JO mamma has so much salad every day that she buys salad at sam's club & it saves her money.....JJEJAAAA!!!!!!!

JO mamma is so unpredictable that people almost never know what she is going to say next.....unless its obvious....then they could tell....but otherwise they couldnt....JJJEEEEYAAAA!!!!

Jo mamma so fat she eats a lot of food! JJJEEEYAAA!!!

Jo mamma is so good at math that she dont even need a calculator!! even for the advanced classes! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many bottles of water that she hardly ever uses the faucet! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so young at heart that she likes to climb trees sometimes! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma eats so many apples, that all the seeds in them are starting to make her not feel good! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many remote controls in her living room that she sometimes gets them mixed up.... like when she wants to use the TV! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo momma has so much ice cream in her refrigerator that her family has ice cream for dessert EVERY night! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo momma has so many brooms in her broom closet that her floors are cleaner than most people's. JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many tables in her house that when she has company over, theres always room for drinks... on the tables... cause theres a lot of them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so thirsty that she drinks from the fire hydrant sometimes! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so fat that she cant find very many diet plans that help her! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so fat the people say, "damn, theres a obese woman."! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so old that she has lots of grey hairs! and they are even overdue! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma's car is so blue, that people say its almost black! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma scissors are so dull, that she cant cut paper very well with them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so bad at biology that she thought the silkworm was a cow! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so old that she is starting to have arthritis problems! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many shirts that she doesnt do the laundry very often, cause she has lots of shirts to wear! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so kind that she does a lot of work at homeless shelters...and hospitals! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is such a bad cook that she cant even make a glass of water....cause she tries to cook it..! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so southern, that she goes to pro wrestling matches a lot....and she likes them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma's stapler is so old, that it doesnt even have staples in it! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has such bad social skills, that she argues a lot! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many rings that she wears them on her fingers...and in her jewelry box...cause thats where they go! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so much scratch paper that she always has something to write on.....in every room......if she has a pen....to write with....or a pencil! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma painted her walls in her house so good that people say "boy o boy, your walls sure are painted good", & she acknowledges it, too! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many fast food coupons that she gets a lot of good deals when she orders.....even at places that dont give out many coupons......cause she has some! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma likes public parks so much, that she goes there every afternoon! and stays for hours! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so much insulation in her house that she stays warm even in the winter! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma's car has so much room in it, people have her transport their large things....cause it can carry them.....but its not a van or a truck.......its just a big car! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many red blood cells, that the docter gave her medicine.....and told her to be careful! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma has purchased so many garden items that the people at Home Depot say hi to her because they know her.... because she goes there a lot... for garden stuff! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many pages in her magazines, that people say they are bigger than most other magazines! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma drinks so much orange juice, that people say she should just eat the oranges......instead of drinking them! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma likes movies so much, that she voted..more than once....on the award shows! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many parking violations that the cops are getting angry, because they are sick of her getting them....and they dont like writing them out......and putting them on her car! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma 's mouse pads are so old that they are falling apart.... and even store owners tell her to buy new ones... because even they know that her mouse pads are old & falling apart.... because shes famous for that! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma can flick the top of a pop can so well that she can hit things that are somewhat far away! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO momma has seen so many scary movies that shes not scared anymore when she sees one, & she EVEN spoils the endings for people when she sees a scary movie that she has seen already! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has so many problems with her knees that the docters say she should get SURGERY! and soon too! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

JO mamma has such a wierd screen name on AOL that people sometimes ask her why she has that name, & she cant give an answer, because its so wierd! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma is so evil that she doesnt even say grace at the diner table....or even says a prayer before going to bed! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma so stupid she thinks dat P.T.A. stands for Paranormal Teraindustriational Activators....when it doesnt! JJJEEEEYAAA!!

Jo mamma has such old clothes....that they have a few holes in them....and they even have a tear here and there! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO mamma wears so many purple clothes that her closet looks purple, because theres a lot of purple clothes in it! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO momma thinks so hard that her head hurts sometimes..... thats how hard she thinks! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO momma has so many toothbrushes that she sometimes doesn't know which one she wants to use! JEEEEYAAAA!!

Jo mamma's jeans are so blue, people think that she just got them...when she didnt...cause they are really old...but still blue! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO momma has so many keys on her key rings that people say "Gosh, you must be a janitor or something", but she isn't... she just has a lot of keys! JEEEEYAAAA!!

JO mamma believes in Santa Claus so much that sometimes she stays up late & watches the sky on Christmas Eve! JEEEYAAA!!!

Jo mamma likes the holidays so much that she isnt part of the percentage of depressed people during the holiday season! JJJEEEYAAAAA!!

JO mamma has so many different kinds of diet soda in her pantry that she always has what everyone wants.... even skinny people...cause diet soda is for everybody..... JJEEAAAAA!!

jo mamma likes to play tag so much that most of the kids in the neighborhood are always asking her to come out and play....JJEEEYAAAA!!

JO mamma wears so many sunglasses so much of the time that everything seems bright when she takes em off........ JJJJEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!

JO momma listens to the radio so much, that she listened one time...and won a contest...cause she listened to the radio a lot! JJJEEEEYAAA!!


Insults done by REB, VoDkA, and KiBBz.

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